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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:01

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.